Things that annoy me:
1. Chad Michael Murray being the villian in fic after fic after fic. Chad deserves some lovin' people.
2. Having to work when there are good fics to be read.
3. 90% of fandom. At least.
4. Weeds. Seriously, I don't have the time or the inclination to spend pulling this shit up from the yard and the driveway.
5. The wealth of bad erotica and porny fanfic out there. I seriously don't know what is going through the heads of the women who write some of this crap. I can scroll through a bad sex scene if the story's good enough, but a lot of it is just plain dreck.
Things that amuse me:
1. Buddy trying to chase a bunny rabbit on our walk this afternoon and this bunny being so oblivious and slow that if not for me, Buddy might have caught it. (And his reflexes are almost as slow as mine.)
2. The hubby's newfound obsession with the Food Network. Seriously -- that's all we watch on Sunday evenings. He's even got stuff saved to the DVR so he can try out the recipes.
3. My icon. It makes me laugh every time I post or comment. Thank you
xbirdseyeviewx. I don't know that I've been so in love with an icon in a long, long time.
4. The sex fantasy I had over the weekend that involved another fangirl taking me to a party with a bunch of famous people. We picked up Tim Armstrong, went back to other fangirl's place, and then she and Tim dp'd me. And it was So. Damn. Hot. And I've pretty much listened to nothing but Rancid or Tim's solo album since. I even had a Rancid song stuck in my head during actual sex with Chris the other night.
5. Myself, because of #4. *g*
ETA: 6. Chris in the other room talking to Buddy: "You don't need to be all up in my shit. I'm not all up in your shit." (Cause: Chinese food for dinner.)